See all those companies? They're not our customers. But they could be. They all discovered the same truth we did: people implicitly trust logos set in Helvetica.
So don't worry about all those “arty” types who insist that other fonts are sometimes useful. Do the right thing: spend a large amount of money on a “rebrand” you could have made yourself in five minutes.
Our logoneers forge into the wilderness on a designquest.
For three days and nights without food or water, they seek the spirit guide San Seriffe.*
On their return, they take your company name, set it in Helvetica, and email it to you.
Prices start at $50,000 for a “basic rebrand”, and increase based on your annual revenue and how much of a sucker we think you are.
You may also like our sister company, the All-Caps Gotham Logo Agency.